It is our choices.". Who am I to judge?, Dr. Youre taking all the stupid with you., Peggy Carter:Wait! I mean, not that its not nice. These are the funniest lines from Ant-Man. Just Fury.Carol Danvers:What does your mother call you then?Nick Fury:Fury.Carol Danvers:What do your friends call you?Nick Fury:Fury.Carol Danvers:Kids?Nick Fury:If I ever have them? Steve Jobs: Stanford, 2005 . Scott Lang:You have to take me home. Im being threatened!, Steve Rogers:Is everything a joke to you?Tony Stark:Funny things are., Steve Rogers:Are you nuts?Tony Stark:Jurys out., Steve Rogers:Lets start with that stick of his. Joey: "It's never taken me a week to get over a relationship.". And when I spun it really, really fast it gave me the ability to fly. Look at you. Ill give you $50 right now if you turn into a venus fly trap., Nick Fury:Hey there. October 6, 2017. Do you want to go to space, puppy? Sitting there, playing that mind-numbing game, whats boring is me, tripping over your vines every day. Let me get my fingerprint out. 13. [awkward silence]Talos:Am I supposed to guess where that is?Nick Fury+Carol Danvers:Your ass!, Carol Danvers:Since when is a shortcut cheating?Maria Rambeau:Since it violates the predetermined rules of engagement.Carol Danvers:I definitely dont remember those., Maria Rambeau:Can I ask you something? This this is a man. "Don't downgrade yours dream just to fit your reality, upgrade your conviction to match your destiny." -Stuart Scott This quote right here is special! But we did., Agent Phil Coulson:Mr Stark.Pepper Potts:Phil! With 23 movies so far, not to mention television shows, thats quite a lot of characters, storylines and events. Now, go ahead. Whats Mew-mew?, Darcy:Look! Lets bounce before the po-po come back!Scott Lang:Po-po? Louisa May Alcott. [Tony reaches across Peter with his arm. The prince of Asgards fall to Earth was immensely entertaining for those of us watching, as he tried to adjust to normal like. "You can't blame gravity for falling in love.". [Natasha throws Sitwell off the roof]Natasha Romanoff:Oh, wait. 18. Thor:No, I would spin it really fast and it would pull me off theKorg:Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off? Just look at you. If they were beneath you, they would all be dead!, Thor:You betray me, Ill kill you. How much did it hurt?Peter Parker:The spiders dead, Ned., Spider-Man:[secures Daviss hand to his car with a web]Thats going to dissolve in two hours.Aaron Davis:No. Three hours youve kept me standing here!Tony Stark:[walking past him]Waiting on you now., Tony Stark:[playing Craps]Were gonna let it ride! There were plenty of funny lines from the mighty Thor, as well as the other characters. Im listening.Dr. 50 Best Graduation Quotes to Inspire the Class of 2023. As far as your nanny cops know, youre still at home. Spider-Man. Peter Quill: An hour? Give me a hand, will you? You should figure it out.Bruce Banner:None of them for flying alien spaceships!, Hela:[after ripping Thors eye out]Now you remind me of Dad., Thor:Shes too strong. "It is not our abilities that show what we truly are. Take special care, I doubt if humans can keep her at bay! Everybody thought you were dead! Loki, hes alive! Korg:Yeah, Noobmaster69. 1. Wakanda forever! Listen, buddy, if you dont log off this game immediately, I am gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement youre hiding in, rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! "If you want to do something right, you make a list." - Scott Lang, 'Ant Man & The Wasp', 2018. Stephen Strange:I-I-I was just doing exactly what it said in the book!Wong:And what did the book say about the dangers of performing that ritual?Dr. My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice.Peter Quill:Thats disgusting.Drax:It was beautiful. You couldnt make a suit with a flannel lining?, Scott Lang:We need a fake security guard on the inside, somebody else to hack into the power supply, and a getaway guy.Hank Pym:No, no, no, not those three wombats!, Scott Lang:I was in prison for three years, I know how to punch.Hope Van Dyne:Show me. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.". 14. You are not friends.Drax:Youre right. A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?Tony Stark:Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography., The Mandarin:A true story about fortune cookies. Maybe they'll inspire you but they'll definitely make you laugh. Christine Palmer:Well, thats what a cultist would say., Kaecilius:How long have you been at Kamar-Taj, MisterDr. Not all of us can fly., Thor: The girl tried to warp my brain! That sounds like a cult.Dr. Natasha Romanoff:Thor, report on the Hulk. Thats what it feels like! Save for retirement. 8: "We're using our made up names" (Infinity War) - Spider-Man "Welcome to the real world. Thor:Then give me one of those large enough to ride., Jane Foster:Howd you get inside that cloud?Darcy:Also, how could you eat an entire box of Pop-Tarts and still be this hungry?, Darcy:[mispronounces Mjlnir]Mew-mew? "Sometimes you find out what you are supposed to be doing by doing the things you are not supposed to do."-. Surtur:You have made a grave mistake, Odinson.Thor:I make grave mistakes all the time. Funny marvel comic quotes. Drax's lines weren't just outright funny, they communicated to audience members that truly anyone could be a superhero. "Nobody has a perfect life. Frederick W. Robertson. [Actually dabs], Natasha Romanoff:That Time Stone guy.Bruce Banner:Doctor Strange.Natasha Romanoff:Yeah, what what kind of doctor was he?Tony Stark:Ear/nose/throat meets rabbit-from-hat., Rocket:Quill said he stole the Power Stone from Morag.Bruce Banner:Is that a person?Rocket:Morags a planet, Quill was a person.Scott Lang:A planet? Whosoever holds this hammer if he be worthy. Maybe itll come back to me.. 4 quotes that will help you remember life's most important mission: working on becoming the BEST version of yourself YOU can be. I hate violence. . I meant trash panda. Still, its the MCU, and there will always be jokes, so here are the funniest lines from Captain America: The Winter Soldier. What do you need me to do?Hank Pym:I want you to break into a place and steal some shit.Scott Lang:makes sense., Scott Lang:Well, technically, I didnt rob them. [woman blows on his dice]Okay, you too.Rhodey:I dont blow on a mans dice.Tony Stark:Come on, honey bear., Tony Stark: Drop your socks and grab your crocs, were about to get wet on this ride.. - Jennifer Lee. "Do, or do not. Vell.Nick Fury:Mar-Vell. It works every time.Loki:Its humiliating.Thor:Do you have a better plan?Loki:No.Thor:Were doing it.Loki:We are not doing Get Help. Dr. Seuss Life, Smile, Graduation 1886 Copy quote If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. Five hours in front of the TV. Youre one sandwich away from fat.Peter Quill:Yeah, right.Drax:Its true. Stephen Strange:Books on Astral Projection.Wong:Youre not ready for that.Dr. I need sustenance!, [smashes cup onto the floor]Thor: This drink, I like it. [Ant-Man becomes giant]Spider-ManHoly shit! Parton made this funny remark during her 2009 commencement speech at the University of Tennessee: "Now I usually try not to . Ive sorted out a few pieces, but its not like I can put together the same Humpty Dumpty if thats what youre asking. Mar. Everyone else, that story kills.Thor:Thats the whole story?James Rhodes:Yeah, its a War Machine story.Thor:Oh, its very good, then. They make the most powerful and horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. How do you even know that?. Taserface! [all the Ravagers struggle desperately not to laugh]Rocket:Thats how I hear you in my head! 1. As Steve desperately tried to save his childhood friend, and SHIELD, there wasnt as much levity going around as usual. I burgled them. Stephen Strange:Unlike everyone else in your life, I dont work for you.Tony Stark:And due to that fact, were now in a flying doughnut billions of miles from Earth with no backup.Peter Parker:Im backup.Tony Stark:No, youre a stowaway. Network, network, network. I need your help., Tony Stark:[to Happy Hogan, who is pointing his tablet video-call camera too high, catching only the top half of his face]Is this the forehead of security?, [Harley approaches suit]Harley Keener:Thats is that Iron Man?Tony Stark:Technically, I am Iron Man.Harley Keener:Technically, youre dead. We need to talk!Drax:Im sorry but I like a woman with some meat on her bones.Mantis:[confused]What?Drax:I tried to let you down easily by telling you you were disgusting. Im sorry did I just mishear you or did you just agree with me?Black Widow:Oh I want to take it back now.Iron Man:No, no no. Tony Stark:Perfect. Its a leisure vessel.Bruce Banner:What?Valkyrie:The Grandmaster uses it for his good times: orgies and stuff.Bruce Banner:Did she just say the Grandmaster uses it for orgies?Thor:Yeah. "Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm" - Winston Churchill "Wherever you go, go with all your heart." - Confucius "Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world." - Nelson Mandela "Never bend your head. Evidently, there will be a line., [Jane slaps Loki]Jane:That was for New York! They sound Chinese. Harry Banks 3.) What do people call you?Nick Fury:Fury.Carol Danvers:Just Fury?Nick Fury:Yep. That IS Americas ass., Thor:[seeing Cap wielding Mjolnir]I knew it!, Thor:[Captain America is using Stormbreaker]No, give me that. How long has that been going on?Clint Barton:Has what?Laura:[laughs]You are so cute.Clint Barton:Nat and and Banner?Laura:Ill explain when youre older. "Everyone fails at who they are supposed to be, Thor. 59 College Graduation Gift Ideas for the Class of 2022 1. Oscar Wilde. 12 "My people skills are rusty." Sam and Dean often seem to forget that their buddy, Cas, was once an angel of the Lord. Elfheim, Nilfheim?Darcy:[frightened, pulls out a taser]New Mexico?Thor:You dare threaten Thor with such a puny weapon? Get it off!Scott Lang:I thought Daddy didnt get scared!, Paxton:Freeze!Dave:Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute! Lip piercing, right?Natasha Romanoff:Yeah, shes cute.Steve Rogers:Yeah, Im not ready for that., Natasha Romanoff:What about the nurse that lives across the hall from you? Marvel Funny Captain America Civil War #saynotohydracap This man is an inspiration and a symbol of freedom and justice, and he represents our nation (I mean, for crying out loud, he's Captain AMERICA). Okay., Nick Fury:[on Ultron]Guys multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit!, Natasha Romanoff:[after kissing Bruce Banner]I adore you [suddenly pushes him off cliff]but I need the Other Guy., Ultron:Youre unbelievably nave.Vision:Well, I was born yesterday., Steve Rogers:Fury, you son of a bitch.Nick Fury:Oooh! "Everyone fails at who they are supposed to be, Thor. Of course Im not a male escort.MJ:Well then youre Spider-Man., Ned Leeds:[to MJ after she finds out Spider-Mans identity]So, you know too. Ralph Waldo Emerson Inspirational, Life, Success The measure of a person, of a herois how well they succeed at being who they are." - Frigga, Avengers: Endgame Peter Quill: You're eating a Zarg-nut. "Your education is a dress rehearsal for a life that is yours to lead.". As long as the light exists.Peter Quill:And, I could use the light to build cool things like, how you made this whole planet?Ego:Well, it might take you a few million years of practice before you get really good at it. Everything's always ending. In Iron Man 2, Tony Stark seems to be convinced that he can save the world on his own, and he has no interest in joining Nick Fury at S.H.I.E.L.D. is so slow. Youre wearing Ravager garb.Peter Quill:This is just an outfit, man. Check out the funniest lines from Thor: The Dark World. "To have an idea is the easiest thing in the world. Erik Selvig:Your brother isnt coming, is he?Thor:Loki is dead.Dr. Hawkeye.Clint Barton:Oh. And my dad got deported. Yondu Udonta:Were Ravagers, we got a code.Peter Quill:Yeah, and that code is: steal from everybody., Gamora:Its dangerous and illegal work, suitable only for outlaws.Peter Quill:Well, I come from a planet of outlaws: Billy the Kid, Bonnie and Clyde, John Stamos., Groot:I am Groot.Peter Quill:Well thats just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. But it doesn't always roll that way. [starts gagging]Mantis:What are you doing?Drax:Ugh Im imagining being with you physically [continues gagging]Mantis:Drax! "Children want the same things we want. Also, as an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. And you and I had a fight.Bruce Banner:Did I win?Thor:No, I won! Another!, Thor:[walking into a pet shop]I need a horse! Youre stronger than her, youre smarter than her. Just dogs, cats, birds. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?Rocket Raccoon:Well he dont know talkin good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to I and am and Groot, exclusively in that order.Peter Quill:Well I tell you what, thats gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud., Peter Quill:Here you go. Im the boss, Im the boss, Im the boss. Wanna come?Loki:You do seem like youre in desperate need of leadership.Korg:Why, thank you!, Loki:Do you really think its a good idea to go back to earth? I said hat., Hank Pym:The final phase of your training will be a stealth incursion.Ant-Man:Its freezing! And Id like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys.Thor:Monkeys? He's a hero, and he's had an amazing legacy for 75 years. Steve Rogers: How can I? Ideally they would be quotes that could be related to graduating In some way (relating to victory, an ending, the future, something inspiring) So far my ideas are : Higher, Further, Faster -Captain Marvel. Just like with Iron Man, we got to enjoy two Guardians of the Galaxy films one after the other. Do you understand?, Ebony Maw:Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine.Tony Stark:Yeah, but the kids seen more movies. [thumping him on the shoulder]Listen, Im doing you guys a favor by letting you even be here.Okoye:[in Xosha]If he touches you again, Im going to impale him on this desk., TChalla:If you werent so stubborn, you would make a great queen.Nakia:I would make a great queen because I am so stubborn., Shuri:[as a fatally wounded Everett Ross is wheeled into her lab]Great! The events of the second Ant-Man film coincided with what was happening in Infinity War, on a parallel storyline. Not Joseph. [gives Thor an eyeball]Thor:Whats this?Rocket Raccoon:Whats it look like? Flying around the city, smash it into everything in sight and everyone will see it! Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught. Its so much worse., Peter Quill:You put your turd in my bed, I shave you.Rocket:Oh, it wont be my turd. Everybody has something that he wishes was not the way it is." - Stan Lee 3. Its hideous, by the way. Tampering with continuum probabilities is forbidden!Dr. The rest of the world will not. I dont paint., Virginia Pepper Potts:[after Starks one night stand with Christine]I have your clothes here; theyve been dry cleaned and pressed. Youre Spider-Boy?Peter Parker:S-Spider-Man.Tony Stark:Not in that onesie, youre not.Peter Parker:Its not a onesie., [to TChalla/Black Panther] Sam Wilson:So you like cats?Steve Rogers:SamSam Wilson:What? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. [At-Lass clamps a muzzle on Goose]Nick Fury:Its a cat, not Hannibal Lecter. Look, I like you, a lot. Well, it probably would have hurt, right? Funny Graduation Quotes 1.) Whatever. No polio is good. Bye, Mr. Criminal!, Street Vendor:Hey! Pass along one of these inspirational (or funny, if that's more your speed) graduation quotes to the class of 2021 from the likes of Maya Angelou, Oprah, former First Lady Michelle Obama, and so many wise luminaries . Frank A. Clark Inspirational, Life, Inspiring 292 Copy quote Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you. [pause]On the inside.. 101 VOTES Invisible Peter Quill: Dude, how long have you been there? Ill handle the music. "Just bury me in the ocean with my ancestors that jumped from the ships, because they knew death was better than bondage." - Erik Killmonger, 'Black Panther', 2018. These Are The 23 Funniest Lines From The Marvel Films And No One Can Tell Me Otherwise Let's relive the good times one last time. Use them to make a statement, to wish others well, and just to let others know how much you appreciate them. Sif:Betray him, and Ill kill you. [Crowd howls with laughter. I respect you too much.Dr. If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.Rocket Raccoon:You got issues, Quill., Drax:I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that youve accepted me despite my blunders. Lets steal the biggest, most obvious ship in the universe and escape in that! Call your mother. And theres a car waiting for you outside that will take you anywhere youd like to go.Christine Everheart:You must be the famous Pepper Potts.Virginia Pepper Potts:[smiles and nods]Indeed I am.Christine Everheart:After all these years, Tony still has you picking up the dry cleaning.Virginia Pepper Potts:I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. Loki:I like her., Loki:This is so unlike you, brother. [At-Lass scans Fury]Kree Computer:Species: Human Male. Albert Einstein. Youre trying to tell me that this whole time, you thought Yondu was my actual blood relative?Drax:You look exactly alike!Rocket:*Ones blue! These are the funniest lines from the Incredible Hulk. While Edward Norton was replaced by Mark Ruffalo in the later films, here was where we first met Bruce Banner and the Other Guy. "If there is a will, there's a way. A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car. Lets get back to work., Scott Lang:Hey, hows your girl, man?Luis:Ah, she left me.Scott Lang:Oh.Luis:And my mom died too. [after accepting delivery] Thank you for that! It was made from this special metal from the heart of a dying star. [Thor carries Loki out of the elevator in front of the guards]Thor:Get help! [Peter jumps out of his position and tries to swing, only to plummet face-first into the ground]Peter Parker:What the hell just happened?KAREN:You jumped off a sign and landed on your face., Peter Parker:Just a typical homecoming, on the outside of an invisible jet, fighting my girlfriends dad.. If you're nothing without this suit then you shouldn't have it. [to the Grandmaster]Im just a big fan of the sport., Hulk:Youre Banners friend.Thor:Im not Banners friend. Always hold it high. A handsome, muscular man.Peter Quill:Im muscular.Rocket Raccoon:Who are you kidding, Quill? Are you looking for this?[Tony and Thor dont laugh]James Rhodes:Boom. When you decide not to be afraid, you can find friends in super unexpected places. Do a flip. That kid on the TV just called me a dickhead again. Korg:Thank you very much, I will., Bruce Banner:[as Professor Hulk, after taking photos with 3 young fans]Thanks, kids! Stephen Strange:Its Strange.Kaecilius:Maybe. With Taika Waititi at the helm, the tone of the third Thor movie definitely hit a comical upswing. Gotta run before you can walk -Tony Stark. It separates who you are from who you can be. I snuck into his room later that night and stole his eye.Thor:Thank you, sweet rabbit., Thor: I bid you farewell and good luck, morons., Tony Stark:Youre from Earth?Peter Quill:Im not from Earth, Im from Missouri.Tony Stark:Yeah, thats on Earth, dipshit!, Peter Quill:Wait, who are you?Peter Parker:Were the Avengers, man.Mantis:Youre the ones Thor told us about.Tony Stark:You know Thor?Peter Quill:Yeah, tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving., Peter Quill:Dude, dont call us plucky. [Groot nods], Gamora:I know who you are, Peter Quill, and I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your your pelvic sorcery!, Gamora:And Quill, your ship is filthy. Scrotum Hat? "Think left and think right and think low and think high. [looking at Nebula]Except maybe you.Nebula:[shakes her head in disbelief]Oh, my God., Yondu:Once I figured out what happened to them other kids, I wasnt just gonna hand you over!Peter Quill:You said you were going to eat me!Yondu:That was being funny.Peter Quill:Not to me!, Rocket:[snickering]Im sorry. [Yondu hands the ornament to Groot. Engage your brain. FedEx Driver:[Checks delivery address]Are you Tony .Stank?War Machine:[Tony looks embarrassed, Rhodey nods]Yes, this is, this is Tony Stank, youre in the right place. 14. Were just about to jump on that ginormous spaceship. Let WFH jokes and boss jokes make you laugh as you begin the next chapter of your life after . Guy never tells me anything.. Except, it sucks. These are the 23 funniest lines from the marvel films and no one can tell me otherwise. Look who it is!Loki:[to himself]I have to get off this planet., [after knocking down Hulk, Thor approaches him]Thor:[copies what Black Widow used to do]Hey, big guy. Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye, and say 'No, you move'.". After the bittersweet ending of Endgame, we witness Peter Parker struggling to make sense of a world without his mentor. Ive seen good men go down purely because someone didnt let us in on what we were walking into, Ive moved onto the next one, cause thats what we do, right? Put that spear in the trunk., Everett K. Ross:So this is a big mess, huh? Hank Pym:We think when you went down there, you may have entangled with her.Scott Lang:Hank, I would never do that. Its hers. Threatening! tags: comics , inspirational , marvel , marvel-comics , stan-lee. Easily!Bruce Banner:That doesnt sound rightThor:Well, its true!, Bruce Banner:Youre just using me to get to the Hulk. [catches Drax]Peter Parker:I got you! There was a black guy that looked exactly like me who attacked us and put us in the back of this disgusting van., Hope Van Dyne:[Referring to a napping Luis, Dave and Kurt]I gave them each half a Xanax and Hank explained the science of the suit to them. Youre Bruce Banner! Well, she did quite a spread on Tony last year.Tony Stark:And she wrote a story as well., Tony Stark: Let the record reflect that I observe Mr. Hammer entering the chamber and I am wondering if and when any actual expert will also be in attendance., JARVIS:May I say how refreshing it is to finally see you on a video with your clothing on, sir.. 4 / 25 PHOTO: FACEBOOK.COM/MARVELSTUDIOSCANADA Captain America on sacrifices Don't cry because it's over. [Closes his helmet and pushes the button that shrinks him]Kurt:[Gasps, jumps out of chair]This is the work of gypsies!Dave:Thats witchcraft!Luis:[Keeping his cool]Thats amazing. You know, like the Marvelettes? [Spider-Man shows up at a robbery carried out by men in Avengers masks]Spider-Man:Wait a minute You guys arent the real Avengers!
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