Jordan Belfort: It was a hefty sum, $5 million, and in truth it had little to do with setting them up. When you do something, you might fail. The biggest IPO in this firm's history, what the fuck is he doing? Naomi Lapaglia: It was like pissing in the fate gods eye. Jordan Belfort: I mean, who the fuck wanted to live there? Naomi Lapaglia: My name is Jordan Belfort. Well, technically, $72,000 last month. In fact, back in the good old days, when getting blasted over lunch was considered normal corporate behavior, the IRS referred to these types of expenses as three-martini lunches! [All at once] Jean Jacques Saurel: Jordan Belfort: The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) Quotes Showing all 117 items Jordan Belfort : Let me tell you something. Naomi Lapaglia: They all want something for nothing. Jordan Belfort, Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid. Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. Go to a trading floor on Wall Street. Jordan Belfort, OK, first rule of Wall Street Nobody and I dont care if youre Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet nobody knows if a stocks going up, down or f-ing sideways, least of all stockbrokers. Dont worry, it wont take long. Jordan Belfort, the former stock broker whose story inspired the hit movie The Wolf of Wall Street, is suing the filmmakers for $300m (229m). I'm constantly weighing everything in my mind and trying to predict how my actions will influence events. I can't go down there, Jordan. I do it cause I fuckin' need to. Jesus Christ. Naomi Lapaglia: [peeing on his subpoena] It's fairy dust. Jordan Belfort: That's right. I love you. Jordan Belfort: So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? I want you to come for me like it's the last fucking time. And I wanna meet Willy fuckin' Wonka, okay? I will not die sober! 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Pick Up the Phone & Start Dialing - The Wolf of Wall Street It's got no no alcohol. Naomi Lapaglia: No, they're not retarded or anything like that Jordan Belfort: Your Ticket Confirmation # is located under the header in your email that reads "Your Ticket Reservation Details". Yeah. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. Failure is your friend. Jordan Belfort, If I earn a million dollars a week and the average American earns a thousand dollars a week, then when I spend twenty thousand dollars on something its the equivalent of the average American spending twenty dollars on something, right? Jordan Belfort, Ive got the guts to die. You have to excuse my friend. The Wolf Of Wall Street is undoubtedly one of the best movies to come out in the last decade.Fans and critics are still divided on whether it glorifies fraud or not but there is no denying that the star-studded biopic offers great entertainment. I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. I'm sure. Biography, Know Your Critic: Clint Worthington, Founder of The Spool and Senior Writer at Consequence. Its not on the elemental chart. Without you, theyre just worthless hunks of plastic. Donnie Azoff: They're called telephones. Because at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of a limo, wearing a $2,000 suit and a $40,000 gold fucking watch! Jordan Belfort, See those little black boxes? I love it. Say what you will, but the Duchess did have style. But pretty soon, somebody figured out that if you resisted the urge to sleep for just fifteen minutes, you got a pretty kick-ass high from it. Do you guys not want to make money? Go ahead and fuck me. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: I'm not putting words in your mouth or nothing, but you just said that everybody wants to get rich. How about that, faggot? More importantly, you will learn. Turn around! Just leave us a message here and we will work on getting you verified. "The Wolf Of Wall Street" quotes - Movie Quotes But there's a big chance, right? Honey, you okay? We are going down! Yeah. Naomi Lapaglia: Brad: I'm talking about this. Twice a day. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and Im not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. You know how much I love you, right? Jordan Belfort: Turns out you're completely off the hook, honey. You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? Rogue wave! Guys with sales experience. And act as if you are already a tremendous success, and as sure as I stand here today - you will become successful., You dont choose who you fall in love with, do you? It's just stupid. Gotta pump those numbers up. You know what a fugazi is? Stability. What kind of hooker takes credit cards? Ti mun bt tay vi vn ca bn bng cch tr nn giu c. GODDAMN IT! Supply and demand, my friend. Is there an apology message on the machine?" Don't do that. Write your name down on that napkin for me. [dubious] Jordan Belfort: Oh yeah. Brad: Trained professionals to guide you through the financial wilderness. The jet skis just went overboard! Content Warning: The following list contains mentions of drug use. Patrick Denham: Max Belfort: But thats not because youre a failure. Nicholas the Butler: Mark Hanna : It's his first day on Wall Street. No, there's no alcohol. I ask them to judge me on my losers, because I have so few. Mark Hanna: Because I can't keep track of your professions, honey. I finished my paperwork and I was, just had a couple minutes. Brad: See, for a brief fleeting moment, I'd forgotten I was rich and I lived in a place where everything was for sale. I'm also Dutch, German, English. You gotta be a fucking pal You know what, I'm gonna give you a fucking pass, just give me the case. She even hired a gay butler. Leah Belfort: Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. We grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know. Jordan Belfort: I'm not ashamed to admit it: my first time in prison, I was terrified. Of all the fucking days, she chooses today to give me blue balls. Does your girlfriend think youre fucking worthless loser? [checks on Donnie] Good! Those are rookie numbers in this racket. Is he is he wearing a bowtie? You cleaning your fishbowl? Jordan Belfort: But, you drink enough and you drink a lot and it'll get you fucked up? You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back, requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk. Patrick Denham: Jordan Belfort: This is our golden ticket to the fuckin' Chocolate Factory, right here. Yeah! Let me tell you something else. The Wolf of Wall Street by Jordan Belfort 34,928 ratings, 3.73 average rating, 2,462 reviews Open Preview The Wolf of Wall Street Quotes Showing 1-27 of 27 "Act as if! Because, I mean, fuckety fuck fuck, Jordan, look at this thing! Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by becoming rich. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. Look at yourself! I want you to fuck me like it's the last fucking time. It had nothing to fucking do with me. That's that's okay, that doesn't matter. One fucking day. Naomi Lapaglia: Out of respect. Donnie Azoff, Look, man a lot of having a kid or whatever takes risk, whether youre fuckin cousins or not, you know Donnie Azoff, Well, basically, you know, if the kid was retarded I would I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say Youre free now! You know? Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by . You had to deal with the gold course people, too! It's like a non-alcoholic beer. While he runs his activity with rather questionable methods, he lives a stormy relationship . Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Together with his trusted lieutenant (Jonah Hill) and a merry band of brokers, Belfort makes a huge fortune by defrauding wealthy investors out of millions. Jordan Belfort: Absolutely not but we were making more money then we knew what to do with. Jordan Belfort, There is no such thing as bad publicity. Oh, my God! This right here is the land of opportunity. is an initial public offering. Guinea Gulch. In fact, she's decided to throw them all away. Hey, sweetheart! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: The best GIFs are on GIPHY. It's a whazy. Captain Ted Beecham: I have some really, really great news. Naomi Lapaglia: ~ Jordan Belfort. Jordan Belfort: Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! Pick up the phone and start dialing! Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. Alden Kupferberg, Yeah, like Buddhists. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Money talks and bullshit takes the bus. Jordan Belfort: Wolf Of Wallstreet Matthew McConaughey [FULL SCENE] [HD] Jun 17, 2013, 7:25 AM. And in the case of Aerotyne, based on every technical factor out there, John, we are looking at a grand slam home run. Mark Hanna: Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid, and in no time, I'll make 'em rich. Naomi Lapaglia: Alden Kupferberg, the Sea Otter, didn't even graduate. Funny, self-referential, and irreverent to a fault. GET OFF THE PHONE! Jordan Belfort: How do you say rathole in British? But if you can make your clients money at the same time it's advantageous to everyone, correct? More importantly, you will learn. Once in the morning, right after I work out. I still have family over there, though. But, But what was wrong with that? If you don't do it, the stress of this job, it'll make you explode. Chester Ming: That was you! She had been my mistress, for Chrissake! But it gets even better, baby. Just below that it reads "Ticket Confirmation#:" followed by a 10-digit number. Just confirm how you got your ticket. The Wolf Of Wall Street tells the story of Jordan Belfort, a drug-fueled, ambitious hustler at wall street. Jordan Belfort: Right? You can give generously to the church or political party of your choice. Why why why god, why would you be so cruel as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants to take me down! Jean? You don't love me anymore, huh? I don't love you anymore, Jordan! The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) - IMDb Pick up the phone and start dialing! Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. The Wolf of Wall Street may be an entertaining film based on a true story, but it places too much emphasis on style over substance and fails to become anything more than a compilation of short memoirs from Jordan Belfort's life. It's his first day on Wall Street. The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it. Jordan Belfort: Really, really great. So It's Wolf of Wall Street, But for Learning How to Pick Up Girls Stevie Emerson 1.22M subscribers 1.6M views 2 years ago WATCH BLOOPERS FOR EVERY VIDEO. Jordan Belfort: Go on. You're dealing with numbers. Say hi, mommy! You probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! Alden Kupferberg: [Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it]. You're gonna miss it! Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: [throwing money at the FBI agents] You're doing fucking drugs right now? People have been buzzing about Martin Scorsese's new movie, "The Wolf of . Mark Hanna: This is what happens when you fuck with your pets on new issue day! What the fuck is going on out here? One day, you will do it right. It will save us both a lot of money and I got a feeling you're gonna need it. Refresh and try again. Oh baby. Donnie Azoff: That's not how you treat people. Chester Ming, the depraved China man, thought jujitsu was in Israel. 4. My fucking warriors, who will not hang up the phone till their client either buys. I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. The year I turned 26, I made 49 million dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. Jordan Belfort, You see money doesnt just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better women, it makes you actually a better person. No, you didn't research the whole thing and deal with the fucking golf course people! I was hooked in seconds. I'm sober for two years, stopped my drugs, settled down with my wife and kids, and then this happens! Except for that one time. One day, you will do it right. Look, I know you're not following what I'm saying anyway, right? No, daddy doesn't even get to touch mommy for a very, very, very long time. Didn't take long for people to start abusing ludes, of course, and in 1982 the U.S. government "Schedule 1'd" them, along with the rest of the world. The Circus: Inside the Greatest Political Show on Earth: Season 8, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: Season 1, Link to Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Link to The Most Anticipated TV & Streaming Shows of March 2023. Tootski?Follow me for tootskihttps://twitter.com/ogfz_https://www.instagram.com/ogfz/ Keep talking, you fucking piece of shit! And once you do fall in lovethat obsessive sort of love, that all-consuming love, where two people cant stand to be apart from each other for even a momenthow are you supposed to let a love like that pass you by?, If you want to be rich, never give up. Her name was Pam and to her credit, she did have this amazing technique with this wild twisting jerk motion. That was so fucking great. Your hair looks good. Teresa Petrillo, It was obscene, in the real world. Doesn't even matter to you! They all want something for nothing. Every time! Jordan Belfort, When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. Jordan Belfort, I believe in total immersion, if you want to be rich, you have to program your mind to be rich. Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: Am I crazy? That's who you're gonna be sitting next to! You want me to sell you this fucking pen? Naomi Lapaglia: They're business expenses. Donnie Azoff: On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. It's like playing a game of chess with your own life. Jordan Belfort: The reason for the call today, John, is something just came across my desk, John. The waves are 20 feet high and building! I do it 'cause I fucking *need* to. What is that supposed to mean, you want a divorce? You're lookin' at me like I'm crazy. Some of these girls, you should see them. I just came. This is "Wall Street" but with Leonardi DiCaprio and Jonah Hill on Quaaludes. Jordan Belfort: Winners use words that say 'must' and 'will'. Oh my God! And I choose rich every fuckin' time. Donnie Azoff: Naomi Lapaglia: I started this website because I wanted to help people like you to maximize their potential and achieve their dreams. [masturbates to Naomi] [to the waiter] Jordan Belfort: And eviscerate your enemies. Donnie Azoff: That's right, I forgot. You're not fucking taking my children you vicious fucking cunt, you! Yeah, yeah I jerk off. Do it differently each time. Yeah, my wife yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever. And the first thing we needed was brokers. Wed love your help. I'm not ashamed to admit it. What? Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. The Matthew McConaughey's Wolf Of Wall Street chant soon became of the most iconic parts of the movie and is right up there in popularity with the actor's own " Alright, alright, alright " from Dazed And Confused. For a moment, I had forgotten I lived in a world where everything was for sale. Jordan Belfort: Go on. Donnie Azoff: They usually cost a hundred dollars or less, and if you didnt wear a condom, youd get a penicillin shot the next day and then pray that your dick didnt fall off. The whole Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000! Jordan Belfort: Bald. 9 famous Wolf of Wall Street quotes | The Sun Expensive champagne and the what, we had to buy champagne. From movie lovers to businessmen alike The Wolf of Wall Street is arguably one of the most iconic films of the 21st century. By creating an account, you agree to the Jordan Belfort: Very British, you know. What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live?, They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., And from the time I was a kid, I've had this internal monologue roaring through my head, which doesn't stop - unless I'm asleep. Even more fucked was that he got busted for shit that had nothing to with me. I want you to fuck me real hard. Jordan Belfort: There were four right here. Naomi Lapaglia: No, Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy for a very, very very long time. Naomi Lapaglia: All Id done was taken the small liberty of moving things to their logical conclusion, changing T and E to T and A: Tits and Ass!, If I earn a million dollars a week and the average American earns a thousand dollars a week, then when I spend twenty thousand dollars on something its the equivalent of the average American spending twenty dollars on something, right?, But what I sincerely hope is that my life serves as a cautionary tale to the rich and poor alike; to anyone whos living with a spoon up their nose and a bunch of pills dissolving in their stomach sac; or to any person whos considering taking a God-given gift and misusing it; to anyone who decides to go to the dark side of the force and live a life of unbridled hedonism. I got five more just like you, bro. I keep the rhythm below the belt. That'd scare the shit out of me, buddy. Drama, Yeah, there's like a 60 percent, you know 60, 65 percent chance the kid's gonna be fuckin' retarded or whatever Jordan Belfort: You hear me? Drugs. It's not like that. Aunt Emma: Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. It's like lasers. Wolf Of Wall Street GIFs | Tenor Act as if youre a wealthy man, rich already, and then youll surely become rich. I'm sure. What the fuck are you talking about? I know, but I don't drink, remember? 15 outrageous scenes in Martin Scorsese's 'Wolf Of Wall Street' Brad: Robbie Feinberg, the Pinhead, took five years to finish high school. It's fucked up. I just, I had a minute and I Donnie Azoff: [Naomi walks in on a gay orgy] And actually do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day, huh? When you get really good at it, youll fucking be stroking and youll be thinking about money. Mark Hanna, Her father is the brother of my mom. While the movie opened to positive reviews, it was criticized by some viewers who felt that it glamorized Belfort's white-collar criminal lifestyle. That's right! Oh, Jesus Christ. And today, you needed to clean your fishbowl, today? Regal Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: Then look no further. Well, like you said there's no friends on Wall Street. It's actually an utterly entertaining and hilarious joy ride. Money. Movie Info. You wanna fuck me? Please reference Error Code 2121 when contacting customer service. Mark Hanna: You were, like, screaming at people. Jordan Belfort: Verified reviews are considered more trustworthy by fellow moviegoers. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I'm not a scientist; I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. No, baby. Go on. Jordan Belfort: Nicholas the Butler: And I will make you richer than the most powerful CEO in the United States of fucking America! I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort: No, I get it, yeah, yeah, yeah. If anyones gonna fuck my cousin, its gonna be me. BENI-FUCKING-HANA? Mark Hanna: Ok, you're going to want to raise those numbers. Now that I'm under federal indictment with an electronic bracelet around my ankle, now you decide you don't fucking love me anymore. You had a minute? I Ain't Going Anywhere! No it's not like that. If you did it long enough, he was certain to piss right back at you. I'm in this for the long run, you know? Chester Ming: Yeah. I understand perfectly, you American shit. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust, they're to the manor born. It doesn't even Donnie Azoff: Three or four times, maybe five. Do I jerk off? Jordan Belfort: I want to. Jordan Belfort: Stratton Oakmont Commercial: Gentlemen, welcome to Stratton Oakmont. Id suggest you also read my post 33 Inspiring Jordan Belfort Quotes For Success. So you listen to me and you listen well. Naomi Lapaglia: I got a blinkling light because I don't have shit from you. Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: Once we sucker them in, we unload the dog shit. FUCK! And you brought in all the sides Tell him about the sides. They were everywhere! Coming Soon. Based on Jordan Belfort's autobiography. I felt horrible. Jordan Belfort: Feel free to reach out and connect. Now as the firm taking the company public, we set the initial sales price then sold those shares right back to our friends. Sell me that pen. Huh? Good. Bo Dietl: The 4.95-acre equestrian estate comes with a wine cellar, a ten-stall stable, and a saltwater pool. Please click the link below to receive your verification email. What, if the kid's retarded? Jordan Belfort: Not a stitch. Captain Ted Beecham: Don't watch with family, seriously. Holy fucking shit Jordan Belfort: Stop that sweetie, please? There is no such thing as bad publicity. Privacy Policy Chester Ming: There is no nobility in poverty. Are you out of your fucking mind? Baby, it gets worse. Jordan Belfort: And you know something else, daddy? Most of the quotes by Jordan Belfort are very inspiring and Ive even included some funny quotes from the movie. We require immediate assistance! Naomi Lapaglia: Thank you for your vote of confidence and welcome to the Investor's Center. I didn't even want to bring it up. They're wrapped in sheets. Venice. Donnie Azoff: So I was sellin' them shit, but the way I looked at it, the money was better off in my pocket. Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: I do it cause I fuckin' need to. Get off. I got this non-alcoholic shit Jordan Belfort: Look at this! And in the case of the telephone, it's up to each and every one of you, my highly-trained Strattonites. Her father is the brother of my mom. Are you behind on you credit card bills? In which case, you know, we could start fresh. [holding his child] Captain Ted Beecham: It's never landed. Sell me this pen! Don't worry about it, I got it. Is your landlord ready to evict you? Because if I do decide to cooperate I might only looking at four short years. New world. Yeah. Hello, John. [stands up tall, smiling] Why? And whore you gonna be sitting next to? Do you jerk off? We don't give two shits about how technology works, 'cause all we care about is getting fucking RICH!
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